i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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