Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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