I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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