maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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