It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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