So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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