he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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