If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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Two words: blizzard sex
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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