Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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