He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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