I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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