A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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