Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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