I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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