dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
You coming home soon, man?
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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