are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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