uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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