Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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