Porn is love you can see.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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