Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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