i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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