There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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