Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I need a burrito and a hug.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I forget how to act sober
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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