My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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