Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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