i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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