Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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