That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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