ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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