is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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