I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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