just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
as a side note pls kill me
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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