So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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