question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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