my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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