You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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