how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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