Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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