Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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