are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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