I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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