I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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