Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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