double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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