My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
is wine microwaveable?
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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