i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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