My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
third nipple confirmed
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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