Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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