I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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