i would punch a child for taco bell
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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